'''Koblov commonly known with the definite article as THE KOBLOV!!!! XXX_blazeitsergei420/69 is a prominent Russian weightlifter and super-gymnast. Ever since he was born on the Berlin Wall he had been an absolute gymlad. At 4 years old having successfully defeated Vladimir Putin in a battle to the death the Koblov farted. After winning the Olympics a year later the koblov was celebrated worldwide as the successor to the Prophet Muhammed, yet he retained his humility. Preaching to wild Mexicans and riding on a brown alpaca the Koblov or 'el Sergei' as he was then known continued to lift doing 4 and a half pushups a day. El Sergei though was unhappy since he lacked weed and hookers, the lack of which instigated a depression which haunted the Koblov till the end of his days. Koblov left Mexico a broken man, and inventing the breaststroke he swam home to Leningrad(later known as Le grand grad de sergei et Mickey Mouse). In 2005, the Koblov was 'elected' Chairman of Russia due to his charm, good looks and bulging biceps. He killed all of Russia's oompa loompas. Animal Rights activists protested at this cruel inhumane act, the precise method is so complex as to be outside the scope of this study. They too were slaughtered. Having retired from politics and weightlifting Sergei the Sage had a brief stint in Japan as international k-pop sensation 'Fish Sticks'. Realising his music was utterl terrible he retired. Segei now resides in London reking scrubs on Cod, banging bitches and dealing hardcore dope. What an absolute badass.''' ({{Vjazyce|de}} {{Cizojazyčně|de|Koblau}},<ref>{{Citace monografie
